Simon’s a Knockholt boy born and bred. But exactly what that entails is hard to disentangle – the three main attractions of the town being an RAF field, a big clock & a KFC. Although he does have very fond memories of drinking some beers on the RAF field, staring at the clock for a few hours and then getting chicken on the way home.
However, the decided lack of activity available in his hometown turned out to be a blessing in disguise, as it forced Simon feed his creative flair and make his own fun. Originally this manifested itself in a love for football, until, in Simon’s own words, he became so great that his body couldn’t hack it any more and his knee spontaneously combusted.
Since then he has chased even more extreme hobbies, culminating in a trip to Africa where he blagged a free skydiving experience on the proviso that he would have to land directly in the middle of a sandboarding competition that he was entered into that afternoon.
Simon will bring this Bond-esque adventure to all of your PPC campaigns, as well as the focus of a UCL History graduate and the pure force of will of a man who managed to survive a trip to Kavos with 36 of his best friends (we get it Simon, you’re popular – jeez).