When you look at Sanyan, most people just see a guy with a BSc,
who loves calligraphy, is bilingual, knows mixed martial arts, and once ate an
18’’ inch pizza all on his own, but we see more than that - he’s also nice and
stuff. Says please and thank you and everything.
Sanyan was raised in Whitechapel, where his biggest accomplishment
was “beating asthma”. We’re not sure if that’s possible, but we couldn’t find
an answer on the first page of our Google search, so we’ll just take his word
for it. Take that asthma, nobody puts Sanyan in a corner. After being diagnosed
asthma-less, he celebrated by getting a Computing Science degree at Queen
Mary’s University of London. This was quite fortunate, because he actually uses
computers quite a lot in his role here. Funny that.
Sanyan is an analytics machine. He takes a bunch of big numbers
and elaborate graphs, translates them into English, then explains just how you
can make those numbers even bigger. Look at that, he’s TRI-lingual. The only
way he could be better is if he implemented all those great ideas himsel- oh
wait he does that too. Show off. He’s also going to be branching out into the
realm of CRO soon, because the man’s ambition knows no limits. Plus, he’s nice
and stuff. Did we say he was nice?
When asked about his bucket List, Sanyan said he’d like to see the
“Norway?”, we asked.
“Yes way.”, he replied.
He probably just wants to go so he can draw a masterpiece, because
he’s a freakin’ artist as well. Frankly, his skillset is starting
to make the rest of us look bad. Vaguely annoying. We can’t even beat asthma.