“Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.”

Bette Davis

Molly carpes all of her diems. She hates sports. Isn’t well travelled. Joined as many as none societies at university, and spends almost all of her time not being able to play the piano. But that’s not all, she’s also Welsh.

When Molly’s not busy doing nothing however, she loves to do things. A fan of all kinds of film, Molly’s favourite is a black and white, silent, Spanish version of Snow White called “Blancanieves”, and/or anything directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. She also plays in a ukulele group. She plays the ukulele.

Molly’s family is full of artists, so she studied Discrete Mathematics at Warwick, making her the first person in history to disappoint their parents with a BSc. With all this mathematical knowledge, she was able to calculate the hardest equation of all: how much taller than Danny DeVito she is (coming in at a whopping 10%). After changing the mathematics game forever, she caught eyes with a little known analytics agency called Merkle | Periscopix, and they’ve been in love ever since. Molly is a Web Analytics Consultant, with a speciality in Ad Tech Integrations. If you need a DoubleClick Campaign Manager whiz with a flair for GA, then look no further. Double points if you need to someone to restructure your DCM account to better integrate with your Google Analytics data.

Web Analytics Consultancy isn’t all Molly does, however - she also likes to volunteer from time to time. Recently, she worked as a Frankenstein Engagement Volunteer for The Science Museum, opening the question of Ethics in Science to children. The most ethical of all the scientists. She has also transcribed 100 pages for The Smithsonian, meaning she’ll be remembered in history forever, and she’s not even 35% of Danny DeVito years old yet.