Green fingered Vivien Tombs would probably win the ‘most loyal clients’ award if there was to be one, and for good reason. Having studied marketing and communications at university, Vivien made her name in the heady world of mobile marketing.

One of the longest surviving Periscopians, Viv has been with us since November 2006 and is widely recognised as the enforcer of the office. Only the foolish would repeatedly leave cereal and dirty dishes in the sink. If you really want to make an impression, strike up a conversation about knitting.