“The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course.” Freddie Mercury
[Cilla] And now, contestant number two - it’s our James from Winchester! Tell us James what do you do in your spare time James?
[James] Well Cilla, I love to play all sports, especially tennis, surfing, football and golf. I was also in the first unsigned band ever to achieve an official top 40 hit.
[Cilla] Wow! A sportsman and a musician everybody.
[Cilla] So James, if you were to take our lovely Joanna from Essex out on a date, what would you do to romance her?
[James] Well Cilla, I’m conversant in French so I would probably take her out for a nice French meal, perhaps a bottle of Bordeaux and then just as we’re getting cosy I might whisper something like ‘ce n’est pas les petits pois’ into her ear, all going well maybe she’ll voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir!
Although we still haven’t been able to track the actual footage of James’ Blind-D-Date experience, we’ve always thought it probably went something like the above. Even though his French chat up lines are whiffier than a ripe Roquefort, we’re pleased he brought his 5 years of experience at Yahoo to support us here at Periscopix Towers.
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