“Why slap them on the wrist with a feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.” Katharine Hepburn
Gaze at Dylan’s beaming smile and you will be assured that all is well in the world. When we recruited him to bulk up our sales function we didn’t realise he would take it so literally - with dumbbells. Whilst Dylan is definitely the most stylish of our sales team, Al would like to point out that he spends way too long on his ‘beach muscles’ and ‘should do more squats’.
If Dylan answers when you call, we’d appreciate it if you ask him why no-one else is allowed to join the sales team lunchtime sandwich club.
Dylan really needs...
another holiday to a beachy island