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Chris Johnstone

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” Pablo Picasso

It is widely believed that Chris owns 1 pair of shoes for every day of the year and that he has never worn any more than once. A strange trait for a true northern man we think. Chris’ main claim to fame is the record he holds for making the World’s Tallest Poppadum Tower, something he assures us is more difficult than you would think.

Chris brings his background in Marketing and PR to the Periscopix fold. Most recently, the skills honed in his previous role as training consultant to the MOD will be invaluable to us as we build our PPC and Analytics training offerings. This MOD clearance also ensures he can gain access to areas sensitive to national security. The downside is that any visit to an anti-west dictatorship is likely to be marred by arrest and interrogation.

Chris wants...

a Pachinko machine

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